HEY DUDE, WHERE'S MY JOB?

July 2nd, 2009 by Ellen

Unemployment numbers released earlier this morning are disastrous. Over 9 percent of this country is out of work. That's a DEVASTATING statistic. Don't be one of them. I'm replaying some old stuff here and I'm doing it as simply as I know how so no one gets caught up in anything but JOB SHUI!

This works.

Use it.

And then you will too.

PUT A MOVING WATER FOUNTAIN IMMEDIATELY INSIDE YOUR FRONT DOOR! Place an image of an arowana fish under, around, or in it.

LEAVE THE FRONT LIGHTS OUTSIDE YOUR FRONT DOOR ON FOR AT LEAST THREE HOURS EVERY DAY UNTIL YOU GET A NEW GIG!

HANG A MIRROR IN YOUR FRONT ENTRYWAY. I DON'T EVEN CARE WHAT SIZE ANY OF THIS STUFF IS. JUST DO IT.

CLEAR EVERY LAST PIECE OF CLUTTER AWAY FROM THE FRONT ENTRYWAY TOO. WHILE YOU'RE AT IT TAKE ANY PLANTS AND CANDLES OUT OF THERE TOO (unless you are enacting the plant 'cure' I posted a few days/weeks (??) ago.)

PUT AN ELEPHANT ON THE FLOOR IN THE FRONT ENTRYWAY FACING IN, AS IF HE IS WALKING INTO YOUR HOUSE. PUT A CRYSTAL ON HIS BACK. If I told you that I have over 200 emails validating the efficacy of this cure, would you believe me? You should!

Lastly, before you go to sleep and AS SOON AS you wake up..every day for 49 days:

"I have a perfect work
In a perfect way,
I give a perfect service
For perfect pay."

Thanks Florence Shinn.

And Saint Joseph.

PRAYER FOR MIRACLES

I am God's Faith.
I believe in the Divine Plan for my life.
I am still and strong.
I am God's pure love.
My strength is infinite.
I AM mercy and I live my love.

And JoAnne Cornog.

Now, get off that line and go get your job! It's waiting! And I believe!