Shuistrology

Your Stars:
You know Scorpio, September has a couple of ball busting bumps and some grizzly grinds in store for almost every other sign of the zodiac, but it looks like you’ll be coming through this early Autumn with nary a scratch to show for the planetary pugilism duking it out in the skies. And, not only that, but it looks like you come through this sometimes testy and trying month almost smelling like a rose! That doesn’t mean you won’t need to put some petal to the metal in order to make your own magic, but, it does mean that you won’t have to encounter all the thorny issues so many others will. According to some mighty big thinkers out there no man is an island but you could just find yourself adrift in a pretty paradise of your own making well before September says ‘See Ya!’ This month truly will be a labor for almost everyone else around but it will just be a love that will not be lost on you. Now all is not so rosy when September starts what with Mars rubbing every one of his cronies the wrong way. The trickle down from that tension will affect you by voting you off your little survivor island, albeit temporarily, while you try to make your way through the jungle of responsibilities and pressures that are cropping up all over. Since you have a tendency to sass and smart mouth I will warn you that sort of coping mechanism won’t work here. The whole first week of the month should find you using imagination and intuition to solve problems as opposed to sarcasm and condescension. The differences between you and all the other signs start here though. Whereas many of them will get tripped up during the tense times of the 3rd and 4th, you actually find crafty and creative ways to address the anomalies thereby bringing you brighter rewards for those swell ideas and solutions. Honestly, while everybody else is drowning in their own little pressure cookers, you’ll be the one throwing out the preservers forever indelibly making your mark in their memories as a true and timely life-saver! All of this heroism will indeed inspire a little idol worship as well. Try not to hurt anyone’s feelings around the 8th and the 9th and remember that pride goeth before the fall. If someone has fallen for you (and, well, let’s face it, this month, who hasn’t?) but you find that you can’t or just don’t want to return their affections, carry their heart carefully on your sleeve before you allow it to slip off into oblivious. They can’t help themselves. None of us can. These distractions can, well, distract you from following your dreams and desires during these days as well. Stay focused and stay the course. At least until the Sun shines in your 11th House of Hopes and Dreams on the 17th. Groups and friends and groups of friends will play pivotal roles in the remainder of this month even though they are all playing follow the you, um, I mean, leader. The biggest boon you have in store happens on the 20th when lovey Venus bats her flirty lashes at solid Virgo while engaging in a threesome with Pluto. Everything old is new again. Bright and shiny sort of new. You will actually find yourself increasing and improving opportunities to meet up with you two new bffs, love and pleasure. The Sun shining on the Fall Equinox of the 22nd brings the heat and the peace. Watch out for some jealousy or resentment permeating the ethers around you as you march to your own motivated drummer and make sweet sweet music!

Your Shui:
This month can be both delightful and divine in a heavenly host of lots of different ways. Where others may be struggling with some of the more challenging energies promised by a sometimes cranky September, you seem to just float along as if on the wings of angels. I can say this; potentially the biggest obstacle you will have to face this month could be the consternation and jealousy of others as they plod along while at same time watching you soar high above the clouds and the planet parrying. If I were you I would definitely put an image or small statue or any other representation of a rooster in the ‘Fame’ area of you hoe and/or office. A rooster positioned in this place helps to overcome the tendency to play chicken with anyone around who is growing a little green-eyed. Taoist Feng Shui masters consider the comb on the rooster’s head to hold immense power while it’s claw signify an ability to quell back-biting and partisan politics. Certainly you don’t need to crow about your good fortunes this month but a little cock-a-doodle-do can’t hurt!